tuan69

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I am Tuan Ho. Would you like to know more? One day, James Cameron, Peter Jackson, Steven Spielberg and Paul Verhoeven will get together and create a superbaby that will write and direct the greatest film in the past 5000 years. That day would be swell.

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Score: 5
Madness Inundation

"It's crap."

submission: Madness Inundation
date: February 18, 2008

This is for the 300 crowd.

Mindless action. It's so repetitive I struggled to stay awake.

A plot or something would have been nice.

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Score: 10
0.1 KB

"Bless you sir!"

submission: 0.1 KB
date: December 26, 2007

This is without a doubt a grand moment in NG history.

200 years from now, people will look back when the world is about to fall into ruin by the alien god Xenu. They will look at the greats like Ali and Peter Jackson.

But they will discover a true great by the name of 0.1 KB. A defining moment in the history of humanity and life itself, even animals and whales.

I congratulate all involved and wish you the best for your careers and wish you the powers of telekinesis (which I have) and immortality (time will tell).

And have a holly jolly Christmas!

Cheers.

January 16, 2008

Author's Response:

thank you, kind sir

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Score: 10
Star Wars: The Rebels

"A cinematic masterpiece!"

date: August 14, 2007

This is one for the ages.

You have created a new era of film making that all will follow in your footsteps.

It's only a matter of time before the Academy Awards recognizes your brilliance.

I love your brilliant long-take from the star wars logo to the back of Vader. That's a masterful shot.

And how about the amazing space action? Awesome.

Cheers!

August 14, 2007

Author's Response:

I really did like that shot, and I wish I could have done more. However flash has bit-rate problems if there is too much going on, so I had to limit myself to 3 and not 30 Star Destoryers.

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Score: 10
porn or no?

"That's genius. Just genius."

submission: porn or no?
date: June 29, 2007

You sir, are a god among flash makers.

Cheers!

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Score: 10
Brokeback Pokémon

"Genius!"

submission: Brokeback Pokémon
date: June 23, 2007

Who would have ever thought Pokemon would meld so well with Brokeback Mountain (should have won best picture).

Good job man!

Cheers!

Author's Response:

brock won the award for best taking it up the ass

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Score: 10
Fletcher Fields 5

"Masterpiece!"

submission: Fletcher Fields 5
date: June 18, 2007

That was funny!

Cheers!

Author's Response:

It is a true honor coming from a seasoned director like yourself.

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Score: 6
Madness Consternation

"It put me to sleep!"

date: May 7, 2007

I got sick of this madness series very long ago, probably on no. 3.

All it is is just a dude going around shooting/killing people, very boring indeed.

It doesn't engage the audience.

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Score: 10
360 - Console Wars

"That was great!"

submission: 360 - Console Wars
date: April 4, 2007

That was pretty fucking great.

Cheers dude!

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Score: 10
Ultimate Movie Tribute

"Cereal my buddy!"

date: February 20, 2007

i really liked this one for some reason.

it was just really enjoyable to watch and the star trek thing is ab-so-lute-ly INSANE!

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Score: 0
LL - Lock Legion Shorts 2

"It's meant to be funny???"

date: February 20, 2007

is it really?

i didn't find any at all.

lame humour.

Author's Response:

It's easier to appreciate things if you don't have a stick in your ass.

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